A man who purchased a PBR-branded coffin is surprisingly not wearing skinny jeans and an asymmetrical haircut. Additionally, he did not pay for the coffin with his parents' trust fund. See 3 more mildly humorous and increasingly hostile jokes about hipsters below:

1. It is not yet confirmed whether Bloc Party has been booked to play at the PBR lover's funeral.

2. Unlike most Pabst drinkers, this man has a job and a sense of humor.

3. With any luck, this new design of coffin will inspire hipsters to start killing themselves en masse.