April 15, 2008
Religion
The Pope's understudy comes to America (video)

"Fox and Friends" reports on the dry run made by the Secret Service in preparation for the papal visit:

The Secret Service forgot one tiny detail. When the Pope exits the plane, he usually kneels down and kisses the ground. Other than that, the dark-haired fat guy they hired to play the Pope looks a hell of lot like Pope Benedict XVI.

And Fox News: Thanks for another display of mastering the obvious. Announcer: The Pope's "not some guy in a business suit."