April 15, 2008
Crime
A Milwaukee woman survives a shootout—and gets her liquor

CNN broadcasts audio-free footage of a liquor store holdup in Milwaukee:

At least one of us here at 23/6 is from Milwaukee, and he knows well that neither nuclear holocaust nor shootout will keep Milwaukeeans from getting their liquor; amidst bullets flying, one feisty Brew City gal calmly saunters out of the store just after a shot was fired.

We think this lady would be perfect as the next Director of Homeland Security.