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Pioneering lady-rockers Ann and Nancy Wilson of the band Heart appear on the "American Idol" special "Idol Gives Back" to sing their classic hit "Barracuda" and get some national limelight. Black Eyed Peas frontwoman/trannybot Fergie is having none of it:

Don't even try to remind people how great your band was, or how great your songs are, ng-kay? Did you sing "London Bridge"? Did you sing "My Humps"? Do you get to marry Josh Duhamel, only the most gorgeous and perfect groomie of all time? No? Oh, maybe that's because you've relegated yourself to obese Stevie Nicks hagdom and unfortunate Bonnie Raitt overly orange dye jobs. That's so interesting, because certain people have been taking voice lessons and keeping themselves in tip-top shape even though they're older than you and can still do stuff they learned in Tumbling — and never even lose their grip on the mic! And they never will! OMG you guys are so great I LOVE (upstaging) YOU GUYS 4EVER!!!!!!!!1!!111!1!!!!1