Politics

"CNN" covers New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation:

Over the course of my public life I have insisted, I believe correctly, that people, regardless of their position or power, take responsibility for their conduct.
I can and will ask no less of myself.

That is, now that I've been caught.

For this reason I am resigning from the office of governor, and at Lt. Gov. David Paterson's request, the resignation will be effective on Monday, March 17, a date that he believes will permit an orderly transition.

If anybody has a cardboard box, please email me at iloveschtuppinghos@hotmail.com

I go forward with the belief, as others have said, that as human beings our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

My penis rises every time I think about Kristen, and falls every time I think about this one over here. Also, I am a clown. Thank you, that's it.