U.S.

What's the funnest thing about this "ABC World News Now" rehashing of infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss' appearance last night on "Dateline"?

a) Heidi Fleiss' hyper-taut eye lift vs. her Xanax-droopy eyelids
b) It's possible to create entirely rectangular lips with Restylane
c) Her use of the word "props" combined with a thumbs-up
d) Somebody's wearing a pashmina in 2008
e) The newscasters' prissy horror at Fleiss' bluntness while they inwardly cackle at what a hot mess she is