February 08, 2008
Retards in space

The cast of "Good Morning America" opens the show in a space simulator:

Oh that intro. That coordination. That camera work. That dialogue in perfect symmetry with the "Star Wars" theme music playing in the background. If this is the future, then, al Qaeda, bring it on, cause we hate beanie hats and really don't want to see Sam Champion doing air-splits first thing in the morning.