Politics

Right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham brings up Mitt Romney at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Whenever we hear Laura Ingraham (or Ann Coulter) speak, we can't help but ask ourselves: Why do conservative women lead such lesbian lives? Consider the facts of Laura Ingraham's life:

has never been married.

no kids, but loves dogs.

her website features 90 photos of her golden retriever Lucy, a dyke-friendly breed if there ever was one.

that hair.

her voice is deeper than Isaac Hayes'.

Conservatives, when will you stand up and demand that your pro-life women give birth to at least one child in their lifetime?