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The translator for this 700 Club report on the Beijing Olympics sounds like he needs a hug:

After a bunch of bright-eyed, upbeat Chinese student-types, we're greeted with the one-two punch of Chinese volunteer coordinator Chairman Bringdown, and the American voiceover guy who infuses every translated syllable with frustration and bad vibes. Maybe these guys volunteered to be on "The 700 Club" through church and found out that it's not all it's cracked up to be (Pat Robertson likes his sponge baths like he likes his women: Hot, wet, and paying special attention to his jowls).