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STARTLING EXPOSE! ABC World News just set their time machine back to 1996 and found out [SPOILER ALERT] you can order drugs through the Internet without a prescription.

Jeez, what's next? Are you going to tell us that people are actually dating online? How ridiculous! ABC is so ahead of the curve on this one, we're not sure whether this piece should be a news package or a New York Times Sunday Styles feature.

By the way, did anyone else notice how much perkier this reporter was after she received her illegal antidepressants? We love her 60-second trajectory from stern, worried champion of teen health into smiling consumer shaking a pill bottle like a maraca. She's also the only person in New York ever to wear a coral trenchcoat.