Douchebags

Clay Aiken teaches the girls some Russian dance moves on "The View":

Clay Aiken looks like the love-child of Kenneth the Paige and Paul Dano in "There Will Be Blood." It's like, even though he doesn't mention religion at all during this segment, in his creepy albino head he's thinking, "I've got them on their knees, now we're just a kool-aid sip away from salvation!!"

Although maybe we are reading this all wrong, maybe Aiken is fearing for his life right now after Elizabeth's "subtle is my middle name" Hasselbeck's blow-jay comment. Women parts are grooossssss!