Douchebags

Gene Simmons brings his brand of crazy to "Celebrity Apprentice":

And we must tell you, you are a clown.

Oh, Gene Simmons. At some point you were a rock star and you had the finest leather trousers and face paint. Now you are some weird sub-basement Phil Spector who's one bullet away from prison or killing himself, with the flimsiest grasp on reality that allows you to say things like "Every guy wants to be...king of all women." No, not every guy, Gene. 99.99 percent of guys (even the ones with the sleeveless shirts and the punching habit) know that there is no such thing as King of all Women. What there is, at least on "Celebrity Apprentice," is Project Manger of Three Women.

You are going to have the rockingest lemonade stand in Union Square--or whatever your stupid challenge is this weekac--ever, though.