Steve Wilkos confronts self-proclaimed pedophile Jack McClellan:

What. Is. This? And people say that there's nothing to watch on TV. From the Wilkos's incoherent rambling to McClellan's tie-dyed t-shirt to the re-decorated Jerry Springer soundstage to the foot on the chair to the "standard issue pedophile haircut #3" to the hallucinatory cheering for the phrase "stranger danger." Go ahead and wrap it up, The Wire, we'll be fine.

Sidenote: Steve Wilkos's kids are functionally retarded if he has to teach them every day about stranger danger. It's a pretty simple lesson that should only take a couple of hours.