A new campaign ad from America's Mayor:

Up until the very end, I was pretty sure this was an ad for a new Christiane Amanpour investigative special on CNN. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Rudy Giuliani is running for President of Pakistan, right? Because this whole ad basically took place in Pakistan. It's weird, too, you know, because if he was running for the President of the United States then this would be really scary and prey on all my fears, but since he's just running for the President of Pakistan it's like Well, yeah, Pakistan's pretty messed up.