Just watch this and then we'll talk.

When I was a child, if you had told me that one day all of our computers would be linked together, and we'd all watch a gross-out video where one girl poops on another girl in something called Two Girls One Cup, I'd be like "OK, that's weird, but seems possible."

But if you then turned to me and said that the beloved host of Double Dare, Mark Summers, would feed poo to the token black co-hostess of a hugely popular national talk show spurred on by the cheers of housewives all over America, I'd be like, "I'm not allowed to talk to strangers."