We trawl the depths of television, the Internet, and commercial news feeds to bring you the best news clips along with all the other weird crap we find. We couldn't make this stuff up.

Bachelor: London Calling Season Finale

It's the clip that's got the whole world saying, "Monkey, will you marry me?" The final proposal from "Bachelor: London Calling":

We feel bad for Shayne Dahl Lamas. No matter how hot she gets she'll always be told that she's still not as hot as her Dad.

The CMT imagines a world without women—it's respectful, if you hate women

Bill Engvall teaches us all about the glorious world where women don't exist, in this installment of "Country Fried Home Video":

Ah, you gotta love the CMT, the network for misogynistic, beer-swilling good ol' boys. Dirt bike school if women no longer existed? It kind of seems like the whole premise of this clip was based around the knee-slapper, "it's always graded on a curve." Cue up the "you lose" audio from "The Price Is Right".

The new Kill Minorities cam finally debuts!

Someone has created a cam that attaches to a pistol, for cops:

So convenient, so easy to slip onto your weapon in a gunfight. Cops will love this!

William Shatner on "The View" (video)

William Shatner is on "The View" to discuss who hated him on the Star Trek set, but Joy Behar has trouble staying on topic:

Way to cover for yourself, Joy. Lady just doesn't know her Trek.

Future host of "Late Night" kills us—literally

Conan O'Brien welcomes his replacement, Jimmy Fallon, on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien":

Wow. We just got a glimpse into what we'll see sometime in 2009. We're wondering what the higher-ups at NBC were thinking when they chose Fallon as Conan O'Brien's replacement. Was Rob Schneider unavailable?