This week's polls show John McCain running behind both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. As the Republican Party looks to strengthen their presumptive nominee's polling numbers, I have a hunch the GOP is gearing up for a battle of biblical proportions this November. When presumptive nominees...

Wow...John Edwards is so bold! Today's endorsement of Barack Obama ensured that Edwards is as politically relevant as The Offspring are to a '90s radio flashback weekend. With Hillary Clinton almost mathematically out of the race, Edwards proved his mettle by making an endorsement in Michigan.

I haven't been this happy since a football team that I don't care about won this year's Super Bowl. At first, I didn't know what was going on with me. I even spoke to a couple of doctors who encouraged me to track a list of my symptoms. As I...

Based on the other time I had sex, I'm confident I can recognize when a woman is faking enthusiasm. Therefore, I understand why Hillary Clinton's inevitability as the Democratic nominee for president is suddenly tenuous. As a coital expert, I know Clinton's vulnerability in the polls is directly linked to...