Another "tell" in the GW posing as human act: the shoulder laugh. It's obvious the people who programed the GWHuman took their body language from a bad actor doing a fake laugh. There were other "tells" such as Iraq being the wrong country for a war and the destruction of...

What more is there to say? Shopping alleviated our fears after 9/11, and turning down the air conditioning will eliminate the energy crunch. I know, let's only go shopping in stores that don't use air conditioning: outdoor markets, for example, or the trunk of an old Chevy with charming gang...

Fellow Bloggers,

If any of you are psychic, can you let me know if this Iran rocket situation is the last and final affirmation that this is the end of the world? I want to have time to run to Del Taco and McDonalds and eat without thought, contact weirdos...

With Iraq insisting on a timtable for withdrawing our troops, I feel kind of like "the man who came to dinner." Of course, in that play, the host wasn't the dinner. What happened to when they stand up, we'll stand down? Did they suddenly learn to stand up?...

Dear President Obama,

Some advice from my personal experience. Keep your eye on the ball, and don't push too hard to make everyone love you. I know this from my own relationships with men. So yeah, keep you eye on the ball, or in my case balls. That's what I...

I am also at a loss for words to describe the sadness about Carlin leaving the room. One thing we know for sure, he won't be looking down from the other side, smiling at all the tributes with an invisible man.

I always loved him, like so many of us...

Racists are so stupid to not want Barack Obama, a knuckle-bumping, Muslim-loving black man, in the White House. How the hell better way to keep an eye on him? No stealing the silverware for him. No pipe bombing for that America-hating wife of his, or those little potential suicide bombers....

McCain is really going to sew up the women's vote and the shrinking people vote with the story of his bravery in the face of 'till death do us part unless you are disfigured in an accident. That's a deal breaker: He is free to leave his wife...

I can't sleep thinking how, after all of this, Obama just seems like a man instead of a savior of the world (maybe he could part the Red Sea?). Don't you wish they had chosen Mexico to create the state of Isreal instead of the Middle East? Then, our illegals...

Now that we rejoice the fact that the old cowboy GW is rambling back to his ranch soon, I was wondering how much the Mission Accomplished suit will go for on eBay. Don't discount the bad things we are still left to deal with such as the banks collapsing; I...