Mike Albo

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Jerome Kerziel, You Tempestuous Stud

Alright I'll be the one who says it....this Jerome Kerviel guy is totes hot!!! I know I'm basing it on that one infamous headshot. But hello? Don't tell me you don't do it every day when you scope people out on Facebook! Look at this guy: burning slitty...

The Apple Earphone Crisis

The MacWorld Conference and Expo started Monday, and everyone is a-buzz wondering how stud-geek Steve Jobs is going to top the worldwide product orgasm he orchestrated last year with the iPhone. There is talk that he will unveil a skinny Macbook, new partnerships with Paramount and...

Annoying Magazine Headline Warning

Shia LaBeouf was interviewed in People about his role in the Indiana Jones film, how he is packing on muscle, working out for his role, and being basically groomed to look mouthwatering to losers like us who will never live full, loving, expensive lives like our celebrities. This muscle-mass...

What Are Shia's People Keeping from Us?

Shia LaBeouf was arrested the other night because a security guard at a Walgreens said he "appeared to be drunk" and refused to leave:

"After he was arrested, police noted that LaBeouf was 'very courteous and
polite.'"

Does this reek of PR spin or what? I don't...

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