Lloyd Garver

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Sarah Again

Sarah Palin is the hired gun for John McCain. Seems like she'll go anywhere to be the "attack dog" as they say in politics. Some of the things that she says are pretty startling. The rest are just ridiculous.

She was quoted the other day in the New York Times...

The Internet Cure

When one of those morning "news" shows recently featured a story about people using the internet to get medical information on the same day that the New York Times dealt with that subject, I knew that this medical surfing had become an epidemic.

I've never used the internet to...

Just Give Me A "Dumb Phone"

Someone in my family who shall remain anonymous to protect her identity--and our marriage--owns an iPhone. And she loves it. My limited research tells me that everyone who owns an iPhone, a Blackberry, or any other "smart phone" loves their phone. How can you love a phone? To me, it's...

The Land of the Free...Stuff

We love things that are free. We don't even care if we want or need the things we get for free. If it's free, we want it. We are a nation and possibly a society who loves bargains. We go to those discount stores and come back with a vat...

The Secret to Happiness

I was in a bookstore the other day, and you know what? It's getting harder and harder--especially in a big chain bookstore--to find a book. I mean a real book. Literature. Or and least something that you can't read while you're also watching TV. The reason you can't find the...

Que Sarah, Sarah

Que Sarah, Sarah, Whatever she'll be, she'll be.

At the beginning of the Republican convention week, a poll revealed that 41% of Americans surveyed said they weren't familiar with Sarah Palin. That means that 57% of those surveyed weren't telling the truth.

Now we all know that Sarah Palin, the...

Leave Sports Alone

I want to discuss two developments in the world of sports. One probably makes sense, but I don't like it. The other is ridiculous, and maybe a little ugly. Major League Baseball has decided to try out video replay to help umpires make certain decisions, and the women's golf has...

How Old Are Those Chinese Gymnasts?

Numbers have been very important in the Olympic Games. The number 8 is the luckiest number in the Chinese lore, so it was considered fortuitous to start the Olympics at exactly eight minutes after eight on 8/08/08. 16, 11, and 14 have been important, too. Some of the members of...

The Flip-Flop: In Praise Of The Biggest Political Sin

Candidates have been calling their opponents names throughout history. Here in America, they've been called, "a hell raiser," "a tax raiser," ""an abolitionist," "a pro-slaver," "a hawk," "a dove," "a communist," "a fascist," "an intellectual," or "an idiot." But lately, there is one charge that is capable of doing in...

Russia's Invasion

President Bush is outraged by Russia's invasion of Georgia. And to protect Georgia's citizens, he has called for a curfew in Atlanta.

In addition to writing television shows and columns, Lloyd Garver has read many books, some of them in hardcover. He can be reached at lloydgarver@gmail.com. Check out...

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Troopergate - Palin should stoke prejudice against Alaskans
The majority of America thinks Alaskans are nothing but rednecks in long underwear....
Palin-ing! Talk like Sarah and change your...
Say nothing, and accomplish everything by learning to speak like Sarah Palin.
Mainstream media pretending Barack Obama is racist,...
This guy is 10-15% less of an asshole than John McCain. Stop pretending...