HOLLAND, Mi. -- Speaking to a packed auditorium, presumptive Democratic Party nominee Barack Obama announced that he intends to nominate Illinois Senator Barack Obama as his vice presidential running mate. Candidate Obama praised Senator Obama's judgment, energy and commitment to change in announcing what he called 'the dream ticket that's...

When he introduced articles of impeachment against President George W. Bush last night on the floor of House of Representatives, Dennis Kucinich may have been many things--brave, idealistic, and thorough-- but he was also wicked boring.

I'm talking to you, D-Man. Yes, you pointed out all the...

Hey, you lucky country, you! Just as the Iraq War revealed so much sad truth about President Bush, Hillary Clinton's campaign has revealed just how fortunate we all are that she won't be president.

After eight years of George W. Bush's tragic attempt to avenge his father's failure...

At a rally outside a medical supply discount store in Clearwater, Florida, Democratic Presidential Wishful Hillary Clinton announced she would create a new federal agency called The Department Of Goalpost Relocation, whose specific task would be to keep track and re-configure the U.S. government's justifications for doing whatever...

On the campaign trail and discussing his statement that the U.S. will be out of Iraq by 2013, John McCain really said, "It's not a timetable; it's victory. It's victory, which I have always predicted. I didn't know when we were going to win World War II; I...

Speaking at a press conference outside a Denny's restaurant in Tukwila, Washington a visibly scheming McCain admitted he'd opposed most affirmative action proposals in the past, but stated, "At this time in our great nation's history, it's time for new thinking and fresh ideas. That's why today I'm proud to...