Obama's Short List for VP Leaked to Press


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Lee Camp |
With McCain likely to face Obama in the general election, it appears his staff has realized they have an uphill marketing battle ahead of them. Obama has some of the best marketing money can buy. He has a brilliant logo, multiple slogans, a pretty face, and he's even laid claim...
All the good ad-space is gone. Buildings, signs, store fronts, the tops of taxis, the sides of buses--all taken. So I've got a brilliant answer. One major ad space in every big city has not been utilized. It's a blank canvas located in every big city--homeless people. Now, some might...

Well, we've finally done it. Governor Spitzer was brought down by a Girl Gone Wild. That's the end of the game folks. In the American experiment that's the part where the characters march out to a funny tune and thank you for playing. We knew it would happen...