Every Wednesday afternoon, my shrink tells me that I have to blog more often, that my voice "has to be heard." So, I'm listening to her and blogging, again...not because I believe my writing is so brilliant, but because I believe hers is--she's the one who writes the prescription for...

June 3, 2008

To: oldwhiteguyfromarizona.com
From: theroveinator@badguy.com

JM,
Good news - the dems settled on the colored guy as their "presumptive." Much easier to beat than Hillary. Oh, so many cards to play. Even though you and I've never been completely on the same page - you do...

Republicans across the country are horrified--HORRIFIED--that Scott McClellan has written a memoir about his time as President Bush's press secretary. Bush is said to be "puzzled" by McClellan's book--not surprising as Mr. Bush is also puzzled by tag-team wrestling, pull-out sofas and instant pudding. Not to mention, the president's complete...

It's Memorial Day weekend and I just finished watching the annual musical tribute held in Washington, DC. The extravaganza was hosted by Joe Mantegna (because I suppose, he plays an FBI guy on TV), and Gary Sinise (most likely because he once played a soldier in a movie)....

The new, special, double issue of People magazine arrived at my door (yes, I get it delivered; and yes, I have the depth of skillet). Much to my delight, it's the World's 100 Most Beautiful issue! Imagine, EXTRA pages of nice-looking famous people and advertisements that appeal to...

Maureen Dowd is again facing criticism that she is obsessed with Hillary Clinton. To dispel these allegations, Dowd has embarked on a new and different venture--she has left the cozy world of print journalism and has created her own television network, HCTV. Dowd says she is...

Well, I haven't blogged in quite a while...but the new meds have kicked in and I'm back and as ready to go as one could reasonably expect, given my disposition, mental state and propensity for drama. I must admit, l love blogging. It's like writing without. Grammar.

So, what's...

Well, once again the pussies, wussies and wimps who masquerade as congressional Democrats caved in and gave President Bush MORE unbridled powers for him to abuse. I believe the Crawford Crackpot has now been granted permission to wiretap--without a warrant--any American citizen who has ever used the word "the" in...

As I watched the Republican debates the other night...well, as much as I could watch without hurling, I was stunned to witness John McCain, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee competing to see who was more like Ronald Reagan. Secretly I was hoping they'd all be like Ronald Reagan...six feet under...

I live in Southern California, where it is both the rainy season and award season, and the confluence of these two has made life out here a living hell for the past month. Since the powerful showbiz narcissists are so busy honoring themselves they forgot to build a sewer system,...