Kevin Allocca

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This Week in Rap Music: Gov. Paterson for President

Real fast--better choice for president: Senator Barack Obama or Governor David Paterson?

Ok, let me tell you why are wrong. Barack Obama would be the first black president. David Paterson would be the first black and blind president. +1 Paterson.

Barack Obama is a wholesome American with...

This Week in Rap Music: 50 Cent Sued for Being a "Gangsta"

Holla. So, this week, our boy 50 Cent and his record company are being sued for promoting the "gangsta lifestyle."

Is nothing sacred in this country anymore?

I thought you should know that I, too, have actually filed suit against 50 Cent this week, but for an unrelated...

This Week in Rap Music: Stop Being So White

Yo, kid. Welcome back to the best internet blog about what's going on in hip-hop. (Except for this.)

Bow Wow turned 21 this week. You can see some photos here. My 21st birthday was pretty much the same. Except Snoop Dogg wasn't there. And there weren't woman wearing...

This Week in Rap Music: Def Jam President

Ever since we rang in the new year a few weeks ago, the hip hop world has been jabbering nonstop about who will take over for Jay-Z as Def Jam president. We've been spending so much time lately on the U.S. Presidential race (snooze) that I kind of wish...

This Week in Rap Music: You, Me and Jermaine Dupri

It's Thanksgiving week. And I would like to give thanks to rap music for all that it has given me. Particularly, 700 words I can use to refer to women who aren't wearing many clothes.

The Notorious B.I.G. wrongful death lawsuit continues with the court allowing even more...

This Week in Rap Music: Drug Abuse?

Now, if you're like me, the best story in hip-hop of the past few weeks has been T.I.'s arrest. He had more artillery in his house than my friend David from middle school had engraved on his gold plated No Limit Soldiers medallion. OH!

But there are two much...

This Week in Rap Music

This week we've got Soulja Boy on the charts, P. Diddy in court, and Lil' Wayne in jail.

Lil' Wayne was performing at a concert in Boise, Idaho, which I can't imagine was well attended, when he was arrested for being a "fugitive" on some truly BS charge. This...

The Week in Rap Music: Kanye Graduates

Since it's all anyone can talk about this week, here are my thoughts on the new Kanye and 50 singles...

Can't Tell Me Nothin' - This jam is has plenty going for it: hot beats, a lot of double negative usage, that guy with the creepy laugh. One problem: I...

The Time I Worked at a Beauty Pageant

This video of Miss Teen USA contestant Caitlin Upton from South Carolina has been getting a lot of attention. She came in 4th.

She and her "pageant coach" probably spent hours preparing for the question and answer portion of the competition, an event they both, no...

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