Dear Mr. Blitzer, Mr. Hannity, Mr. Colmes, Mr. O'Reilly, Ms. Ingraham, Mr. King, Mr. Hume, and anyone else paying attention:

Since I travel for work and spend more hours in hotel rooms than a $5 hooker, I know the reason windows in hotels don't open anymore--so people like me...

(This is a partial transcript of segment #3 of Tuesday's Hannity and Colmes.)

SEAN HANNITY: Welcome back. We're discussing Barack Obama's elitist comments about the residents of small towns being bitter and clinging to religion and guns.

GUEST: I thought we were here to discuss my book, Darfur: The...

There's a great scene in John Waters' Hairspray where a frightened white mother goes to look for her daughter in a black neighborhood, pleading with the natives to leave her alone while they sit there and laugh at her idiocy. That reminds me of how conservatives are reacting to the...

First, Sarah Silverman made a hilarious music video for boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel called "I'm F***ing Matt Damon." Then Kimmel countered with a response called "I'm F***ing Ben Affleck," which upped the ante and became a "We Are The World" spoof, complete with cameos by Brad Pitt,...

(AP) Feb 6, 2008

After an exhaustive search for a proper venue, the Republican National Committee announced today that the 2008 Republican National Convention will be held in columnist Ann Coulter's vagina.

"We're expecting record attendance, and this newer, larger venue should accommodate overflow crowds," said RNC Chairman Robert...

Mike Huckabee's wife looks like Ma Kettle dressed as the Statue of Liberty, but never mind. I'm sure she's a good shot, and the fashion sense of a political wife is beside the point.

Huckabee handily won Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Tennessee, and Alabama. Quick: what states still have...

In William Wyler's The Little Foxes, one of the greatest moments is when an evil Bette Davis says to her sick husband, "I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die."

I find myself screaming this every time I watch FOX News, which...

How well do you know 2007's conservatives? Take this simple quiz!

1) In addition to hosting a FOX News show, Sean Hannity is also rumored to...

a) Travel to speaking engagements in private jets
b) Covertly work to elect Rudy Giuliani
c) Sexually harass female...

At the Democratic debate in Iowa, Chris Dodd said that Americans "care about the same things, we want the same things." No we don't. Democrats want to begin the centuries long ordeal of cleaning up W's mess. Republicans want to sweep the mess under the carpets of a gated community...