New York, NY - Former presidential candidate John Edwards told Brian Williams of NBC News that in addition to carrying on an affair with amateur filmmaker Rielle Hunter in 2006, he also had a tryst with fellow Democrat Dennis Kucinich the following year. Edwards said he only slept with Kucinich...

Washington, D.C. - Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales showed up at the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building disguised as current Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey. Gonzales resigned as Attorney General in August, 2007. His goal in disguising himself as Mukasey was apparently to infiltrate the department in order...

Washington, D.C. - In secret tests conducted in an underground laboratory, the mere presence of Vice President Dick Cheney rendered anthrax spores incapable of sustaining life. More tests are to be run later in the week as a way of determining whether the vice president's aura or presence can be...

Washington, D.C. - During the opening statement of a House Judiciary Committee hearing Friday, Chairman John Conyers (D-MI) announced that he had sent former Bush aide Karl Rove a "singing subpoena-gram," which Conyers said is like a singing telegram, except that it serves as a reminder to the recipient that...

Washington, D.C. - President Bush asked the top NASA administrator if his team of engineers could "get me back to 2002, like maybe January." Mr. Bush is apparently longing for the days earlier in his presidency, specifically the months following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, when his approval rating hovered around...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush said he was "shocked" by the expectations of a United States president as outlined in the position's job description. Bush read the job description for the first time after finding it under his desk in the Oval Office. The document was apparently under the desk...

WASHINGTON - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today that Democrats in the Senate will do their best from now on not to "make any noise or otherwise disturb hardworking Senate Republicans." The pledge comes after several Senate Republicans complained about Democrats voicing opinions and otherwise making noise on...

USS Nimitz - Presumptive Republican presidential candidate John McCain flew an F-18 Hornet into Iranian airspace today and dropped several 2,000 lb. bombs on what he thought were important military targets. The bombs were actually dropped into a cluster of camels in an otherwise abandoned stretch of...

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain said today he "strongly opposes" a proposal made by John McCain regarding nuclear energy. McCain made a proposal Wednesday that the United States should invest in up to 45 new nuclear reactors by 2030. Today he said he opposes that proposal,...

SAN FRANCISCO, Ca. - Across California, dozens of same-sex couples took vows and married today, then immediately prepared for the invasion of as many straight couples' homes as they could get to. "Our mission is upon us, my people, at long last," said the United Gay Army's leader, Nathan T....