How can you look at yourself in the mirror, Senator?

McCain has become a pathetic shell of a man. He built a career in government based on personal integrity and decency. Although he was never perfect--he has an ugly temper and once made a cruel joke about the unattractiveness...

Think Entourage is an all-style-no-substance show about five guys living charmed lives? Well...you're right! But this season the writing staff digs deep and keeps it real.

Episode 1: Vince undergoes a requisite physical before production starts on his new blockbuster movie. Bad news. He has syphilis. The gang is...

Pushing back hard on NATO's decision to install a missile-defense system in Eastern Europe, Russia invades and occupies Poland. Former Ms. Congeniality and current President of the United States of America Sarah Palin steps to the mic and prepares to address the nation:

Let me just start by...

[Close up of John McCain driving Porsche. Cindy McCain rides in passenger seat.]

JOHN MCCAIN:
What up, America? McCain here. Hey, I know things are bad right now. You've lost your house, maybe your job. It's ugly out there. Well, I know ugly. I divorced ugly. Left...

In his memoirs, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception, former White House press secretary Scott McClellan reveals that Bush "convinces himself to believe what suits his needs at the moment," and was not "open or forthright on Iraq."

What?? OMFG! What else? Is...

Champion of democracy, Hillary Clinton, has stated that she will take the fight to seat the DNC-rule-breaking Florida and Michigan delegates to the convention. She feels "very strongly about this."

Hillary and I are so in sync it scares me. I feel exactly the same way about a...

Two weeks ago I cast the Clintonator. After Indiana and North Carolina, it looks like she refuses to call "cut." Time for the sequel:

A Cry in the Dark: The dingo that ate Meryl Streep's baby.

Poseidon: The entire movie.

Alien: The alien.

Dirty Dancing: The guy...

Johnny Lawrence in The Karate Kid.
Think about it: She's adopted the Cobra Kai ethos: "Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy." She's totally picking on the skinny, new kid. And she and actor William Zabka have more or less the same haircut. And, even though it's illegal and...

Unless enough Republicans in Virginia, Maryland and D.C. still believe the Earth is flat, Senator John McCain will soon lock up the Republican nomination. My own political affiliations aside, I'm troubled by this.

Come November, McCain will be 72 years old. Now, I love my father more than life itself,...

So the Granite State crumbled in the face of some tears. Does that really surprise anyone? Not me. I say "Let it rain, Hillary. It's morning in mascara-streaked America and I love it!"

First things first. Were the tears real? Tough to say, but my money's on yes. Face...