Jason Gelles

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J Lo Had a Baby


Yes I Can: The Tyra Remix

Rate My Union

Now that the president has spoken and we finally know the state of the union, only one question remains: How does the state of our union match up against that of other prominent unions?

"What's My Political Personality?" Democratic Edition

Democratic Thinking (modern types: Daily Blogger or Hourly Commenter):
Soft-spoken poor spellers, considering booking a trip to Hawaii online, but have difficulty tanning. Extremely organized, motivated and responsible. Use these talents to support the least viable candidate. Focus and dedication produces large well-maintained databases good for grass-roots movements and...

West Valley Geographic

Adjacent to the upscale neighborhood of Woodland Hills where newly constructed homes are often used for filming pornography, you will find the less upscale neighborhood of Canoga Park where post-war constructed homes are often used for watching pornography.

From my home office in Encino, I travel to this remote area...

Life's Lengthy Instruction Manual: Chapter 4: Choosing your ATM PIN

Pick a series of numbers between five and eight digits long. Avoid numbers that contain obvious personal associations: your street address, your date of birth, your cabin at summer camp where you were touched inappropriately by your counselor--these can all be easily accessed by a clever hacker with access to...

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Troopergate - Palin should stoke prejudice against Alaskans
The majority of America thinks Alaskans are nothing but rednecks in long underwear....
Palin-ing! Talk like Sarah and change your...
Say nothing, and accomplish everything by learning to speak like Sarah Palin.
Mainstream media pretending Barack Obama is racist,...
This guy is 10-15% less of an asshole than John McCain. Stop pretending...