The other day, our military was following a few insurgents from Afghanistan and being the slightly over-zealous sorts, they "accidentally" dropped a bomb on the heads of Pakistani soldiers, killing 11 of them. Now Pakistan's making a big stink, claiming we "aren't allowed to invade their country, even...

Like the rest of you, I was absolutely floored by the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence's revelation that the Bush administration had lied and exaggerated their way into the Iraq War. My pants are still filled with poo. I got so excited by the news, in fact, that...

Dear Mr. McCain,

I'm sure you read this site. At the very least, I'm convinced that you read this site. I'd like to think that you've read the things I've written about you and given them a quick chuckle. My thesis on your abilities as a time traveler,...

I hope you're damn proud of yourselves, gay people in California! I hope you're proud of destabilizing the balance of California marriage! Did you, for one second, think of all those people who would have married people of the same gender for years but didn't because they didn't...

• Hey! Remember when we hated black people? Most of us don't anymore!
• The war: Let's agree to disagree!
• Make government smaller by making the country bigger!
• Tax cuts! Because you didn't really need that public school!
• We're not just white guys in suits! We've got Condie!
• Republicans: Your Uncle Dave...

As some of you may already be aware, I'm Jewish, and therefore I have within me the natural ability to practice law. It is because of that that at the end of last year, I was approached to act as legal concierge for Florida and Michigan, as they attempted to...

Travelers! Wealthy Industrialists! Seekers of fortune! Don't delay. Don't wait one day. Come and build Iraq's tomorrow, today! Come to the beautiful Green Zone, and with a tiny bit of imagination, you can turn it into a new luxury capital of the world.

The Green Zone is...

Americans are just freaking out over high gas prices, and this freak-out has led to something quintessentially un-American. One in five cars sold have been compacts. Oh, you don't see what the problem is? Well, let's take a look at the car.

This car gets 35...

All I'm saying is, it's a damn good thing Barack Obama wasn't ever at any of Reverend Wright's sermons when he said something incendiary. And considering how often Reverend Wright seemed to say things that other people felt was HUAC worthy, I guess Barack went to church as more of...