Erik Sean Nelson

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Sarah Palin's SAT Scoresheet

Palin's VP Salary Will Cost Only 60% of a Man's: That's Fiscal Responsibility!

VP Sarah Palindrome: Looks as Good from the Back as She Does from the Front

FOX News Against Fairness Doctrine: "Isn't Our Slogan Enough?"

Democrats are trying to bring back the public airwaves policy of equal time for opposing viewpoints.

The O'Reilly Factor is trying to figure out how to offer Democratic balance if the new guidelines are in place. Here is a leaked excerpt of a future script:

If Contraception Is Murder, then I'm Adolf Hitler

Bush supports The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services putting new barriers to accessing common forms of contraception like birth control pills, emergency contraception and IUDs by labeling them "abortion."

Maybe Bush is just confusing IUDs with IEDs. Therefore he is only expanding the War on Terror. He sees...

Justice League of America, Only Conservative Superheroes Need Apply

The Justice Department's Inspector General revealed that Ivy Leaguers and other top law students were rejected for Justice Department jobs because of their liberal leanings or objections to Bush administration politics. This once fiercely independent department looked for "buzz words" on resumes that revealed liberal or conservative leanings....

The Center for Intelligent Design Collapses Due to Faulty Blueprints

The latest attack on evolution is being waged in Texas where creationists have abandoned intelligent design and instead are trying to place in school textbooks the "Strengths and Weaknesses" of evolution. You see, scientists don't have all the answers to explain certain questions about evolution, so therefore it...

A Long Time Ago in a Plantation Far, Far, Away

Director Spike Lee is calling Clint Eastwood racist for not putting a single black in his two Iwo Jima films despite the fact that blacks did fight there. Clint Eastwood countered that Lee should have put bunnies in Jungle Fever to be fair to Jungle-Bunnies. Okay, that's not true, but...

Marines Heroically Save Innocent Iraqis by Bringing Them to Christ

The best way to prove that the U.S. is not waging a war against Islam is not by having soldiers trying to convert civilians to Christianity. This is what one marine was caught doing by handing out coins that had printed Biblical verses in Arabic.

Well you know...

Cheney Unzipped His Fly-fishing

A White House picture said to have Vice President Dick Cheney fly-fishing caused a stir in the blogosphere after a close-up view of his mirrored sunglasses contained an image of what seemed to be a naked woman. His spokesperson denied this claim because the image looked like a...

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008