You guys remember when The Dark Knight came out two weeks ago and everyone was like, "Oooh, this film is going to be the best film because of Heath Ledger's turn as the Joker?" But then it turned out that all your friends were only half right, because the new...

So when I woke up today my first thought wasn't of Barack Obama's impending speech in Berlin (it's usually more along the lines of "¿don't pee here?") but duh, he spoke and I was there. Well not "there" but I saw the Fox and Friends commentary on my iPhone....

Dear Chuck P,

I am divided between John McCain and Barack Obama on the issue of the Iraq war. Which candidate has a more feasible and comprehensive approach to the situation in the Middle East? - Confused and Divided

Dear CAD,

More than you realize, Zoophilia has become...

Hey guys, jump on the train because we're heading to a new shoe-macracy where free trade means never having to go without horrible plastic shoes again. At least, that's where we're heading if John McCain has anything to say about it:

Now its 16 miles to the promised land

And i promise you i'm doing the best i can

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John McCain sat back in his comfy chair, admiring the Japanese folding curtains he had installed to separate his VIP room from the rest of the bus. Rilo...

Sorry guys, it's a fact: young John McCain was a babe. Now, I am fully aware that Obama is currently the most slammin' candidate, since John McCain is really old and getting to that point of facial regression when pop-pop's features start to resemble a newborn infant. But,...

Hey guys! Welcome to my blog post where I phone in some stuff about Ron Paul and then go back to watching the second season of Weeds. The show that's fun and educational (in that I now can tell the difference between Kevin Nealon and Chevy Chase. That was really...

Sorry about the title folks: I was really trying to beat out clever Slate journalist Timothy Noah here on wacky SATC/political comparisons, and so far it is not going well. Then again, this essay isn't going to contain a completely sensationalist and nonsensical hook like "women see Sex and...

I love animals, especially dogs. Watch an episode of my favorite schaudenfreude show, Intervention, and you will find that most addicts/cutters/anorexics have a pet that they love and treat better than themselves. That's because to us, our pets represent unconditional love; no matter what kind of sycophantic loser we are,...

I know I might be late to this bandwagon, but is Steven Johnson's Everything Bad is Good for You great or what?? For those who aren't in the know, Steven Johnson is a science writer who is interested in the positive results that pop culture and traditionally considered...