Drew Grant

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Chuck Palahniuk's Political Advice Column

Dear Chuck P,

I am divided between John McCain and Barack Obama on the issue of the Iraq war. Which candidate has a more feasible and comprehensive approach to the situation in the Middle East? - Confused and Divided

Dear CAD,

More than you realize, Zoophilia has become...

Crocs to Be Elected President of Your Feet

Hey guys, jump on the train because we're heading to a new shoe-macracy where free trade means never having to go without horrible plastic shoes again. At least, that's where we're heading if John McCain has anything to say about it:

The Straight Talk Sexpress

Now its 16 miles to the promised land

And i promise you i'm doing the best i can


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John McCain sat back in his comfy chair, admiring the Japanese folding curtains he had installed to separate his VIP room from the rest of the bus. Rilo...

I Am Totally Crushin' on Young McCain

Sorry guys, it's a fact: young John McCain was a babe. Now, I am fully aware that Obama is currently the most slammin' candidate, since John McCain is really old and getting to that point of facial regression when pop-pop's features start to resemble a newborn infant. But,...

Do Not Go Gently into That, Ron Paul

Hey guys! Welcome to my blog post where I phone in some stuff about Ron Paul and then go back to watching the second season of Weeds. The show that's fun and educational (in that I now can tell the difference between Kevin Nealon and Chevy Chase. That was really...

Sex and the Shitty (Election)

Sorry about the title folks: I was really trying to beat out clever Slate journalist Timothy Noah here on wacky SATC/political comparisons, and so far it is not going well. Then again, this essay isn't going to contain a completely sensationalist and nonsensical hook like "women see Sex and...

Political Beasts

I love animals, especially dogs. Watch an episode of my favorite schaudenfreude show, Intervention, and you will find that most addicts/cutters/anorexics have a pet that they love and treat better than themselves. That's because to us, our pets represent unconditional love; no matter what kind of sycophantic loser we are,...

Everything Bad Is Even Gooder for You!

I know I might be late to this bandwagon, but is Steven Johnson's Everything Bad is Good for You great or what?? For those who aren't in the know, Steven Johnson is a science writer who is interested in the positive results that pop culture and traditionally considered...

I Am Going to Talk About Reality Television Now

Sorry, peeps, in lieu of the colorful erotica slash fiction between the contestants of Top Chef and the crew of Battlestar Galatica I was going to write, today I am pursuing the road less traveled and writing about a topic which has never been covered before in the history of...

Steampunk Style: Not Just for Nerdy White Guys Anymore!

The New York Times Style Section did an article on Steampunk Style this Thursday. Pssh....way to be behind the times without a computer that runs on coal, NYT! Steampunk as a genre has been around since the late '80s/ early '90s, and has been a trend in popular...

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If they IM'd: Iraq and Afghanistan
Obama and McCain finally found something to agree on: Afghanistan is where the...
America's Ken doll wants to play.
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Columnist John Leo responds...
23/6's coverage this week gets deservedly raked over the coals by someone much...