My mom and dad are New Yorkers who left the tenement streets of the Bronx and came to Los Angeles when West Side Story was real. They have the scars to prove it.

"They used to break bottles on a fence and follow me home. Look where they got me."...

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Yea-right Negron get a life...

No female Polygamists? I found one.

One of the biggest polygamy cases in the nation's history became more complicated Monday when Texas officials found the first female polygamist, Wilma Anne Jefferson, known to her sect members has Mama Misty.

A search warrant authorized troopers to enter the retreat run...

I am old enough to remember two defining political events: Nixon's resignation in the last years of the Vietnam War, and The Flip Wilson Show. As a tenth-grader with delusions of anarchy I bore witness to mass moral...

Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them. - Coco Chanel (creator of the little black brain.)

With his...

There is something honest about prostitution, but the thing to remember is that we pay whores to leave, not to stay. Sometimes, if we really have a lot money, we pay whores not to talk on television!

On...

The WGA strike has been settled, and I can honestly say that I don't want to write movies or blogs anymore: I have decided to become a nude model with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. So...

This Valentines Day, diamond jewelry commercials are like Jenny Craig commercials with wings, manipulating the emotions of already broken people. The ads are aimed at the heart of that minority of folk who go to the mall and buy shit at Zales.

A handsome man tip-toes up to his...

I have never watched the Super Bowl. Is that unpatriotic? Go ahead, hate me, I can take it.

It gets harder every day. Sports have taken over. I can't go anywhere without seeing multiple flat screens unapologetically playing ESPN, ESPN 2, and ESPN CLASSIC. What makes them think that everybody...

The Iowa caucuses and the New Hampshire Primary were very water cooler-friendly and I heard people talking about them with an intensity and concern usually reserved for The Biggest Loser or American Idol. They have become another reality TV show to entertain and distract us till we get some new...