While sitting in an Internet style cafeteria (or it may be an ice cream parlor) in Fargo, North Dakota, I realize I am sick of Eugene Mirman and Marc Maron. They are at the same table as me, and have no idea I am complaining about them right...

I'm writing to you from a hotel in Covington, Kentucky. Eat your heart out. Covington, Kentucky is right across some kind of a river from Cincinnati, Ohio, which is close to Dayton, Kentucky, not the Dayton in Ohio. It's as confusing as it is boring.

Yesterday, I flew here...

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Howard Fineman writes for Newsweek, an old timey magazine made from paper. Newsweek is the poor man's Time. Actually poor people don't usually subscribe to magazines, especially if they are boring...

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Political analysts don't really analyze politics, because that might be useful. Instead they tell you what you already know. They cover the election like sports announcers. Clinton is up. Obama is down....