Pratts in Vegas

SpencHER tells Spencer that Heidi's gone to Vegas and might move there (yeah, right), then warns him not to do anything stupid. Then they go to Vegas.

Pratts in Vegas is a movie I would pay to see in a theater--or possibly just watch for...

My roommate and I agreed that last night's episode had the most moments of contemplation and the least action of any Hills episode to date, and that the best episodes of the series were definitely the ones in which Spencer had just been introduced and we...

Stephen Colletti comes back.
I've never seen Laguna Beach. Which makes me wonder: did Stephen's reunion with Lauren only seem boring and useless because I don't know the backstory? Did I miss some subtle reference to their thrilling past? Was Lauren's eyebrow raise a nod to a pregnancy...

Heidi and Lauren

It was inevitable (written and directed) that Heidi and Lauren's friendships with each other's camps would lead to them meeting again. And it was pretty good, though definitely subdued compared to past dramatic confrontations. There was no screaming--unless you count Heidi using her club-voice to talk about...

I'm sure some viewers, like myself, were concerned last night. There were a few disturbing signs of a Hillspocalypse.

1. SpencHER goes to Lauren's birthday party. Lauren sums up their bond: "I just want to tell you--I know I don't know you that well, but--you're a good person."...

In his recent post, "Why The Hills Makes Me Love My Wife a Little Bit Less," Ben Heller questions why his wife enjoys The Hills. I'm not going to debate the guilty pleasure merits of the show (the awkward silences, the carefully designed confrontations, the casual honesty of...

Two new episodes last night. Couple of things:

Spencer moves out to give Heidi "space."

As he's packing, he asks, "Is Empires of Sand your book?"
When I searched for Empires of Sand on Amazon, a couple of books came up. Clearly Heidi planted this line because...

The Hills returned last night, after a four-month long hiatus. And it was pretty boring.

But on the plus side, I have an idea for a new reality show.

It's about two French debutante sisters who finally make it to their big coming-out ball, only...

Too lazy to watch the two minute trailer for the new episodes? Not that lazy, but when you watched it the first time, you couldn't hear because your boss was going on and on about some project deadline? Surprisingly industrious and you've already watched it five times, but your friends...

Yes, everyone loved the end of The Hills Season 2: Heidi drove away in a moving van as Lauren watched sadly. That departure was dramatic and well-played, but it doesn't mean we go crazy when anyone goes anywhere. Heidi's escape to Colorado and Lauren's business trip to Paris just didn't...