1. Still confused by concept of primary
2. Same day as Civil War reenactment
3. Thought it was only on Facebook
4. Thought that poll was the primary
5. Just too many incredible Republican candidates to choose from
6. Image of Jesus in bowl of Apple Jacks told you not to
7. Lost too much money on New Hampshire primary
8. Spotted perfectly good tire by side of road
9. South rising again on Sunday; needed day to prepare
10. No shoes, no shirt, no vote