My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end...and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive"--and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the key to thriving in a post-apocalyptic world is PREPARATION. In that spirit, I'll be alerting you whenever I spot a sign of our impending doom--or should I say, your impending opportunity!

SIGN: As Barack Obama clinches the delegate count for the Democratic nomination, Hillary Clinton announces she "will not be making a decision tonight" on the race.

WHY THAT'S A SIGN: We all know Clinton inspires tens of millions of American women. As the group who make the purchasing decisions for the wealthiest nation on Earth, they follow her lead -- and the global economy grinds to a halt.

WHAT TO EXPECT: Warehouses bulging with just about every product and sundry imaginable (with the exception of plasma-screen TVs and Slim-Jims). Mass looting, eventually slowed by mass hernias.

WHY THAT'S GREAT NEWS: End to shopping lists slows deforestation. No more Hummer grocery trips reduces pollution. Explosion of shampoo warehouses leaves Earth silky and more manageable.

Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's Apocalypse How is available in stores, or online here.