My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end...and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive"--and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the key to thriving in a post-apocalyptic world is PREPARATION. In that spirit, I'll be alerting you whenever I spot a sign of our impending doom--or should I say, your impending opportunity!

SIGN: California Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
WHY THAT'S A SIGN: Subsequent stampede into California will cause it to break off, making all those who bought "beachfront property in Nevada" millionaires overnight.
WHAT TO EXPECT: The so-called "nouveau-riche-et-stupide" will pass on their social and educational advantages to their children, completely reversing millennia of natural selection.
WHY THAT'S GREAT NEWS: Pterodactyls! COOL!
HOW TO PREPARE: A rise in gay marriages will lead to a rise in gay divorcees. So it would behoove you to learn to dance like Fred. Or Ginger. Or if you live in California, both.

Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's Apocalypse How is available in stores, or online here. 


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