Today researchers suggested that Moses was on hallucinogenic drugs when he the heard the Ten Commandments and when he saw the burning bush. They didn't mention the Red Sea, but seriously...

This explains all religion to me. I might even go back to the Catholic church. If the clergy were smart, they would lace the god's body and blood wafers with acid. Also, knowing the Ten Commandments was just a drug audio hallucination, I think I'll covet my neighbors wife.