Dear President Obama,

Some advice from my personal experience. Keep your eye on the ball, and don't push too hard to make everyone love you. I know this from my own relationships with men. So yeah, keep you eye on the ball, or in my case balls. That's what I learned to do, thus me being married nine times. And a suggestion to all the pundits: Please stop saying "at the end of the day." My end of the day is filled with horrible monster-filled self doubts--is that what you mean?

Yours,

Monica

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