January 25, 2008
Celebrity Security

Monica Johnson | Bio


It disturbs me that Mary Kate Olsen has her own security force. The same for Wesley Snipes. Could war break out between the two? Maybe over the same part in a bit of stunt casting. Suddenly we don't just need a dog that fits in a purse, hair extensions, our own perfume line, we need our own army...I hope all the 400 lb black men aren't already taken.