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January 03, 2008
Crime Guesser: New Year's Edition

Laurie Kilmartin | Bio


This gentle Oklahoma native was arrested on New Year's Day. What was his crime?

He forced a prostitute to pay him for reciprocal oral sex.

He stabbed someone in the neck with a pork chop bone. During a food fight.

He attempted to smuggle four pounds of Mexican heroin inside a dog. Unfortunately, the dog took a baggie-filled crap in front of border agents.


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