Maureen Dowd is again facing criticism that she is obsessed with Hillary Clinton. To dispel these allegations, Dowd has embarked on a new and different venture--she has left the cozy world of print journalism and has created her own television network, HCTV. Dowd says she is hoping to show people that she does not have an anti-Clinton bias, and that the programming on her new network will prove just that, by being fair and balanced. Here is a sneak preview of some of the upcoming shows on Maureen Dowd's HCTV:

CSI: Washington
The D.C. CSI Unit is shocked to discover that Hillary Clinton and her campaign staff have committed every crime from high-end, corporate fraud to lowlife junkie purse-snatchings.

Desperate Whitehousewives
Fun and drama on Hysteria Lane when Hillary and her friends Laura, Barbara, Nancy and Rosalyn find Hillary's husband banging everything that moves, including the plumber, the gardener and the writer's assistant.

How I Met Your Stepmother
Sitcom hijinx ensue when, in every episode, Bill Clinton has to explain to teenagers the real reasons why their families broke up.

Boston Illegal
A thoughtful and provocative shour -long courtroom drama. In the season premiere Hillary Clinton sues the continent of Africa to try to force them to take partial custody of Barack Obama...at least until November.

Gray's Monotony
In the riveting two-part season opener, a U.S. senator is rushed into the hospital after being caught in sniper fire on a tarmac. In the ER she is attended to by the charismatic Arkansas surgeon, Dr. McSleazy, who finds her pants suit so repelling he won't treat her, and instead begins having sex with lots of chubby, female interns.

Are You Smarter Than a Rhodes Scholar?
Ordinary American voters engage in a battle of wits against Bill, Hillary and Chelsea.

Project Runweigh
Anorexic and bulimic supermodels teeter down the catwalk in designer clothes that hang off of them like cobwebs on an attic beam. At the end of each show the winning designer gets to berate Hillary Clinton, asserting it was her failure to get Health Care legislation passed in 1993, that caused all of these models' horrific eating disorders.

Very Cold Case
A TV-movie about a powerful successful woman who is starved for love, because the media has portrayed her as being aloof, distant, frigid and possibly a lesbian.

Welding With the Stars
Hillary Clinton and her-left leaning celebrity donor friends ply a variety of trades in an effort to woo blue-collar voters.

Ms. Dowd says HCTV will be premiering sometime before the all-important democratic convention, and to add it to your cable service, please call toll-free at 1-800-555-Obama.

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