In light of the National Press Club's refreshing open-door policy, which is on grander display than ever following its courageous decision to host a hitherto roundly ignored accuser's Wednesday press conference, we respectfully submit our own modest proposal to the venerable NPC:

Event Name: Sylvia Smith is a Dumb Whore
Event Date: TBD
Event Type: News Conference
Event Location: National Press Club
Details: Joseph Minton Amann and Tom Breuer discuss the fact that National Press Club President Sylvia Smith is indeed a dumb whore.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Not since Katherine Harris has there been a dumber whore affecting a presidential election.

At the National Press Club, 529 14th Street NW, Washington, DC 20045, Joseph Minton Amann and Tom Breuer will for the first time reveal the corroborating evidence for their claim that Ms. Smith: (i) proved she was a dumb whore by allowing an ex-con with a brain tumor who has been spewing disgusting smears about a presidential candidate to book a room at the National Press Club for a press conference, (ii) failed to realize that her job is more important than that of some random idiot who rents out meeting space at the airport Ramada.

Ms. Smith further proved she's a dumb whore by issuing this statement: "It is the policy of the National Press Club to rent rooms for news conferences. We do this for thousands of events per year and have been doing so for a century. By renting a room for an event, we are not promoting or condoning or agreeing with the issues or policy positions or people involved in these events. We believe in the ability of reporters to ask good questions and report news or not as they see fit from events that take place at our location."

At the press conference, Joseph and Tom will (i) reveal the corroborating evidence that Sylvia Smith is a dumb whore, (ii) address the timeline of Ms. Smith becoming a dumb whore, (iii) discuss the significance of the refusal of U.S. District Court Judge Henry H. Kennedy Jr. to sanction a National Sylvia Smith Is a Dumb Whore Day in observance of her recent heights of dumb whoredom.