July 25, 2008
McCain Nation Rivals Red Sox Nation for Political Irrelevancy

John Knefel | Bio

John McCain finally launched an online outreach program to allow his 10 computer-literate supporters to find the nearest sausage house he will be speaking at and ask their grandkids to drive them there. This increases his chances of winning by 100% from 0% to 0%. Though McCain Nation shares a name with Red Sox Nation, and neither one will get their hero elected president, they have a few subtle differences.