Brilliant scientist and Elitist Lefty Jew, Albert Einstein, wrote that belief in God is "childish superstition" and said that Jews were not the chosen people, according to a letter being sold by Bloomsbury Auctions. This letter, written in 1954, proves once and for all that scientists are not to be trusted and that God hates Einstein because now he is dead.

Einstein was clearly a fringe MoveOn.org Democrat who thought he was better than people who cling to religion. I wonder if anyone ever told him he's not? Oh yeah, I just did, and he can hear me, because he's in heaven, or more likely in hell for being a blasphemer and scientist. You like that Einstein? You know what's not relative...how much you suck. It's the only absolute in the space-time continuum.

If you could stand at the nexus of where you suck and how much America hates you now, it would be an unmoving point, and you could figure out a Theory of Everything, but instead, all you could figure out was Special and General Relativity. [Insert sarcastic slow-clap here, continue for rest of piece, getting more sarcastic with each clap.]

Oh, and you're welcome for us saving you from the Nazis, which God told us to do, but you don't believe that, do you? Too bad you couldn't have ridden a thought-experiment beam of light train to safety. I guess you couldn't do that because you're not that smart. I'm glad you were too stupid to predict anything about the myth of Global Warming, because I bet you would have said something really ridiculous about that, too. God! [Clapping is really really sarcastic by now.] I'm totally taking your poster down from my Regent University dorm room wall.