On Defense:

In our uncertain world of today do we really want a leader who would hesitate to defend our country? The Dalai Lama probably wouldn't even defend himself from interpersonal aggression. Do we really want that in the White House?

On Religion:

Hillary Clinton is a devout Christian just like the voters of this country. You want to talk to her on Sunday morning; well you better just hike on down to the chapel. The Dalai Lama doesn't believe in our God however. He doesn't agree with America and he wears strange clothing. Are we going to let him come in and tell us and our children what to pray and let Buddha dominate out lives. That's not America. Shame on you Dalai Lama!

Ready On Day 1?

Hillary Clinton is a seasoned veteran in the political arena. Whether its foreign policy, economics, or healthcare she is a wealth of knowledge and benevolent wisdom. You get something out of spending eight years in the White House. So why does the Dalai Lama think he'd be ready on day 1 to lead the world's last remaining superpower? Compassion and smiles aren't the experience we need. He only flies on commercial jet lines too. Do we want our president flying Southwest? Hillary will begin on day 1 flying in on a huge private jet.

On Trade:

China is one of America's most valued trading partners and Hillary Clinton values that association. She would work to foster that relationship to bring money and jobs into the United States. The Dalai Lama however has done nothing but piss china off for the past 50 years. Why won't this rabble-rousing exile give it a rest? The Dalai Lama clearly doesn't care about finance or trade- the cornerstones of peace. Hillary Clinton will fight to preserve them.

On Family Values:

Hillary Clinton has been happily married for her entire adult life and is proud of her achievements as a mother. Just like you she values her family and her children... but wait, has the Dalai Lama ever been married? Does he have any children? Does he even like women? Does the Dalai Lama want you to remain celibate and live alone and sexless in some creepy ass temple? Hillary Clinton believes in the American family and looks down on celibacy. I think the Dalai Lama has some explaining to do.

On Empty Words:

The Dalai Lama thinks he can speak down to Americans by professing love and feigning wisdom, but what does he really think? Can anyone really go around pretending to act friendly without eventually going crazy? Hillary Clinton says what she means and means what she says. Kindness can go a long way but Hillary knows when to put on the boxing gloves or launch some missiles. Does the Dalai Lama?


On Actually Being Muslim:

Sure he says he's Buddhist but can we really believe that. Could he be a Muslim? We don't know what we can believe from the Dalai Lama any longer. The Dalai Lama used to live in the largest Buddhist country in the world and then he out of the blue moves to India- the third most populous Muslim country in the world. Instead of claiming respect for all faiths, why doesn't the Dalai Lama just come out and admit he's a Muslim, does he have something to hide?