This morning, John Kerry's endorsement of Barack Obama may have sent a ripple or two through the political establishment. While Kerry always makes me think of windsurfing, and how different his skull would look from that of a normal skull, here is what the three remaining Democratic candidates for president are thinking about Kerry right now:

John Edwards: Bummer. It was only four years ago that the other John and I were touring the country together. Not since the heyday of folk-pop stars Evan and Jaron had either America seen such a luminously-haired duo. Where did we go wrong?

Barack Obama: Wow, this whole Kerry endorsement thing is actually getting some media play. Should we distance ourselves from it? I guess we'll let it go. But if I hear a word about Bob Shrum. . .

Hillary Clinton: (Turns to the camera and sniffles) The boys...they're ganging up on me again.

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