Liberal Media:
With all their love of Palin's paint-by-(hateful)-numbers speech.
Communists.

Pretty in Puke:
Cindy McCain's outfit cost $300,000
Thank you, SUV tax credits.

Rudy Giuliani, Former Mayor of 9-11:
"I learned as a trial lawyer a long time ago, if you don?t have the facts, you?ve got to change them."
Shhhhh.

Drill, Baby, Drill
Bush, in Tuesday afternoon's speech (i.e. not the 7-minute satellite feed from exile), said, basically, the hurricane is proof we need more off-shore oil rigs because off-shore oil rigs are destroyed by hurricanes so we need more off-shore oil rigs to replace off-shore oil rigs that will be destroyed by hurricanes.
Just keeping one step ahead of G-d.

Just like me!
The grand-baby-daddy, a.k.a.K-Fed 2, Levi Johnston, appeals to everyone who has a jackass dating their daughter...
which is 65% of the country.

Ladies Who Know Their Role
From last night's Shoot The Messenger:
"Laura Bush passed the botox baton to Cindy McCain"

Desolate Despair
McCain spent 5 years in a prison. Palin spent her whole life in Idaho and Alaska. Soul mates.

Meanwhile, back in the real corridors of power:
Google Chrome will now conveniently record your every activity for future marketing emergencies.
Yay!

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