Pushing back hard on NATO's decision to install a missile-defense system in Eastern Europe, Russia invades and occupies Poland. Former Ms. Congeniality and current President of the United States of America Sarah Palin steps to the mic and prepares to address the nation:

Let me just start by saying how much I admire Mr. Putin and, well, all the heads of state. I think everyone has really tried their best and I'm just honored to be serving as the head of a nation alongside each and everyone. I think we should all give ourselves a hand! Now I can't say I totally agree with Mr. Putin's decision to invade Poland, but I respect everyone's right to express him or herself. Everyone has a special talent or gift to share with the world. So let me just conclude by saying that I am very against world hunger! Thank you, thank you all so much.